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permawkward: watercolor floral tattoos

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:25:00 -0500

watercolor floral tattoos

internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:24:57 -0500

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

"I’m not gonna sit around and waste my precious divine energy trying to explain and be ashamed of..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:45:41 -0500

“I’m not gonna sit around and waste my precious divine energy trying to explain and be ashamed of things you think are wrong with me.”

- Esperanza Spalding (via albinwonderland)

the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:39:36 -0500

the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

attackon-titan: The nine circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:25:18 -0500

attackon-titan:

The nine circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno recreated in Lego by Mihai Mihu

I. LIMBO: A place of monotony, here the souls are punished to wander in restless existence while they moan helplessly in echoes between the ruins of a temple.

II. LUST: Surrounded by erotic representations, those overcome by lust are forced to watch and experience disgusting things, ultimately being condemned to drown in the menstrual river.

III. GLUTTONY: The circle itself is a living abomination, a hellish digestive system revealing horrific faces with mouths ready to devour the gluttons over and over for eternity.

IV. GREED: This pompous place is reserved for the punishment of the greedy ones.

V. ANGER: In this depressing place the souls are trapped in the swamp, they can’t move and they cannot manifest their frustration which is making them even more angry.

VI. HERESY: The giant demon watches closely over his fire pit, dwarfing the damned that are dragging the new arrivals in the boiling lava. Those who committed the greatest sins against God are getting a special treatment inside the temple where they are doomed to burn for eternity in the scorching flames.

VII. VIOLENCE: A place of intense torture where the horrific screams of the damned are eternally accompanied by the hellish beats of drums.

VIII. FRAUD: In Fraud the Demons enjoy altering the shape of souls, this is how they feed.

IX. TREACHERY: Lucifer lies here chained by the Angelic Seal which keeps him captive in the frozen environment.

australiansanta: thesociallyawkwardasian: queerlava: thesociallyawkwardasian: how do mermaids...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:56:51 -0500

australiansanta:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

queerlava:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn’t tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

giraffepoliceforce: If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:28:54 -0500

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

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cosmicbrownie: Little girl dressed as Stan Lee at Motor City...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:35:44 -0500

cosmicbrownie:

Little girl dressed as Stan Lee at Motor City Comic con!!!

z1c: being 20+ on tumblr

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:07:19 -0500

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

cherryredpixie: “Matt and I did a play together called...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:39:15 -0500

cherryredpixie:

“Matt and I did a play together called Swimming with Sharks before we worked on Doctor Who and we really get each other. I think we manage to surprise one another quite a bit, and we’ll definitely work together again at some point in the future.” - Arthur Darvill

awesome bromance.

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attackofthepartycannon: saltwaterstemp: intellectual-stupidity:...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:33:33 -0500

attackofthepartycannon:

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

owl-recluse:

konec0:

sataaaaaan:

shapeshiftandtrick:

avocadokitten:

Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half

WAT

mercury is the best

omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???

You know what this reminds me of?

The pee frisbee.

The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.

You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.

Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.

It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.

Who the fuck peed on my floor?

That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

fyeahhboymeetsworld: Season by Season: Topanga, Cory, and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:04:02 -0500

fyeahhboymeetsworld:

Season by Season: Topanga, Cory, and Shawn’s Desks

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the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:15:17 -0500

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.