australiansanta: thesociallyawkwardasian: queerlava: thesociallyawkwardasian: how do mermaids have babies do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes why didn’t tarzan have a beard how many things are there
giraffepoliceforce: If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light switch* What a turn on. Get out.
vvenis: ONE TIME MY SISTER FARTED IN MY PUPPY’S FACE AND MY PUPPY LIKE FROZE AND THEN TOOK TWO STEPS AND THREW UP ON HER BED AND THAT’S HOW I KNOW KARMA IS REAL
garlic-breadgasm: YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
tupacabra: the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
I see now that dismissing YA books because you’re not a young adult is a bit...– Nick Hornby, Shakespeare Wrote For Money (via jobberwacky)
the-vashta-nerada: my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101 as in a class that teaches you how to climb trees let’s talk about the american education system
carryonmywaywarddad: deanwinchesterthehedgehog: homurica: wouldnt it be awkward if dean was just about to eat a pie and then suddenly crowley just emerges from the centre How the hell are we going to survive a six month hiatus
lameborghini: for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot